you can try telling me they aren’t gay. but you will fail.
- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
There should be my boys too in there. So.
At this point I’m just wondering why Benedict is always on the left and Tom on the right
I don’t think Jared understands how magical he just made that boy’s life.
If this isn’t your favourite Benedict outfit, well, we can’t be friends.
did u guys see me at the oscars